Something Witty

Entrepreneur of many hats. Lover of all things tasty. Barnard, Columbia grad '11. http://www.linkedin.com/in/lchelak.

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    there are two jugs, a 5-gallon and a 3-gallon. fill one of the jugs with exactly 4 gallons of water.

    christneyweenie3:you didn't figure out my math problem did you
    Lara Chelak:no
    Lara Chelak:it's fucking STUUUUUPI
    christneyweenie3:only caue you can't figure it out
    christneyweenie3:TEHEHEHE
    Lara Chelak:what the hell does it mean?
    Lara Chelak:i mean
    Lara Chelak:like
    Lara Chelak:can i pour some oil in there first?
    Lara Chelak:do i have to fill up the whole god damned thing?
    Lara Chelak:can i cut it?
    Lara Chelak:what if i use frozen water?
    Lara Chelak:that expands... so
    christneyweenie3:no you can't use any other supplies!
    christneyweenie3:just the water thats in the jugs
    christneyweenie3:and the jugs
    Lara Chelak:wait what
    Lara Chelak:this is fucking confusing
    Lara Chelak:what do I Have to do?
    Lara Chelak:i thought they were both empty
    christneyweenie3:yeah sorry they are empty
    christneyweenie3:i forgot to mention they are by a fountain
    christneyweenie3:so theres a fountain
    Lara Chelak:soooo,
    christneyweenie3:and then the jugs
    Lara Chelak:hahaha
    christneyweenie3:so you need to fill one of the jugs with exactly 4 gallons
    Lara Chelak:well
    Lara Chelak:i'll just not fill up the 5 gallon all the way
    Lara Chelak:is that so hard?
    christneyweenie3:here illl tell you the answer
    Lara Chelak:lolllll
    Lara Chelak:is this natty's?
    christneyweenie3:you have both jugs empty. you fill the 3 gallon jug and pour all that water into the 5 gallon jug
    Lara Chelak:....
    Lara Chelak:and then one more
    Lara Chelak:gallon
    christneyweenie3:then fill the 3 gallon jug again, and pour it in the 5 gallon jug
    Lara Chelak:so you've filled it
    Lara Chelak:wtf
    Lara Chelak:THIS IS STUPPIIII
    christneyweenie3:until its filled
    christneyweenie3:and then theres one gallon left in the 3 gallon jug
    christneyweenie3:so you pour out whats in the 5 gallon
    Lara Chelak:then you have 6 gallens in the 5 gallon jug
    christneyweenie3:fill it with the 1 gallon
    Lara Chelak:AKA FLOOD
    christneyweenie3:and then fill the 3 gallon and put it in the 5 gallon
    Lara Chelak:i refuse
    christneyweenie3:NO IT'S MY FUCKING MATH PROBLEM ITS COMPLEX
    Lara Chelak:hahahahahaha
    christneyweenie3:hahaha it was a problem in my book
    christneyweenie3:they took it from the movie " die hard with a vengeance "
    Lara Chelak:well.
    christneyweenie3:the one with bruce willis and samuel l jackson
    Lara Chelak:the 5 gallon jug is broken because you filled it too much.
    Lara Chelak:way to go.
    christneyweenie3:math problems are so tricky tricky!
    Lara Chelak:what does "fill" mean
    Lara Chelak:i mean you could argue
    Lara Chelak:the jug needs to fill an emotional void
    christneyweenie3:lara this isn't fucking the debate team
    Lara Chelak:jugs have feelings too
    christneyweenie3:it's mathamatics
    Lara Chelak:i'm putting this on my blog.
    christneyweenie3:i know i know its not very EFFICIENT
    christneyweenie3:you should
    Lara Chelak:haha
    — 2 years ago