Something Witty

Entrepreneur of many hats. Lover of all things tasty. Barnard, Columbia grad '11. http://www.linkedin.com/in/lchelak.

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    Strumpetto (4:22:21 PM): laptop fan is broken. i have to suck the air out of it or it dies
    Strumpetto (4:22:24 PM): piece of shit

    Reminded me of this Demitri Martin joke:
    I think batteries are the most dramatic object of all the objects because other things they stop working or they break. But batteries…they die. If you’re a battery you’re either working or you’re dead. That’s a shit life.

    — 3 years ago