Strumpetto (4:22:21 PM): laptop fan is broken. i have to suck the air out of it or it dies
Strumpetto (4:22:24 PM): piece of shit
Reminded me of this Demitri Martin joke:
I think batteries are the most dramatic object of all the objects because other things they stop working or they break. But batteries…they die. If you’re a battery you’re either working or you’re dead. That’s a shit life.